"See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a f*#$%* education you coulda got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library." —Will Hunting in "Good Will Hunting"