“I can teach anyone about bicycles, so I’d much rather hire somebody with a great personality like Conan who is likable and can relate to our customers. Plus, I know Conan is enthusiastic about cycling and has great taste in bicycles -- we’ve all seen the photos of him riding a gorgeous titanium road bike that was custom-built for his tall frame.”
—Trinity Bicycles (Fort Worth, Texas) spokesperson. The shop sent a formal letter to The Tonight Show star Conan O’Brien and his agent, offering O’Brien a full-time staff position at Trinity Bicycles, a bicycle sales and repair shop opening in the next 60 days.
There is no word yet on whether O’Brien is considering the offer.